CHICAGO'S MOST WANTED LIST
Considered armed (with tall tales) & dangerous
Number One: NORMAN W
Aliases: Ozzie, Stormin' Norman, Oopsie
Description: Tall, dark & beautiful (by his own account)
Date of Birth: circa: 1800's (Detroit, Michigan area)
Crime: Displaying lewd & lascivious conduct (being a Red Wing fan)
Last Siting: You'd be "Surprised" ! Elusive as a Detroit 8-Mile Rd rodent
Number Two: Salsa Bill & Susan (bonnie n clyde)
Who would imagine a lovely looking couple like this would go so wrong?
